First Free Healthcare, next FREE ICECREAM
By: Dr. Freshy J Rigdon
Some of you may be aware of this as I previously mentioned it briefly. I know have further details and comments on it. Please feel free to gain knowledge on this and give me your thoughts!
"Obama is at it again wasting our tax dollars!" Complained Senator Shanklemeyer of Delaware. Of course this was the first of many rants that poured down in the senate meeting as President Obama laid out his happiness-stimulus plan. The right wing officials were going absolutely insane, it was pandemonium, chairs being thrown around, marbles being thrown at the President and yes some of them went so crazy they were using bananas as phones, not to sound cheesy but things had definitely gone bananas.
What caused the outburst and insanity you may ask? Well my friend let me lay this out for you as best as I can.
As if cash for clunkers getting extended and healthcare for all of those needy people wasn't enough he is now having 'free ice cream Sundays' starting this winter!
As the details unfurled about this new plan I just could not believe it. Beginning in November each Saturday all mail boxes and PO boxes to registered citizens will begin receiving a coupon for free ice-cream to be used on the following Sunday. An amendment to this bill was shortly passed afterwards allowing access for illegal immigrants to our American ice-cream! First it was our jobs, then our women and now our dairy products! As if milking the cow for under minimum wage wasn’t enough... they have gotten greedy and want the creamy fruits of their labor! I have to stop I am getting sidetracked. Back to my point, healthcare is going to cost this nation billions and they haven’t even paid all the car dealerships their cash for clunkers money. How on earth do we expect to pay for this free ice-cream?
One Republic Congressman, who wishes to remain anonymous, put it best when he said "Take our land, take our women but for the love of God leave our dairy products alone!" Leave our dairy products alone indeed Mr. Congressman.
Surely I am not alone in this; other people have to be fed up as well. I for one have had enough of these free rides our Government is handing out! If you can't afford ice cream... you shouldn't have it! There is a reason hundreds of thousands of people die because of no healthcare... simply put my friends they don't deserve care! If they deserved healthcare they would already be paying for it in their jobs benefit packages. The same goes for ice-cream, if you’re struggling to provide groceries for your family you sure as heck do not need to be worrying about fudge swirls! I know right now I will be footing the bill for the healthcare... so be it, we are past the point of return; but I'll be damned if I fill their bowls with sweet creamy goodness!
I hope that those of you who read this become enraged just as I have! In fact I am tossing around the idea of having the world's largest ice-cream social in front of the White House in the middle of December! That's right America lets show our President we mean business by eating gallons of ice-cream outside in the middle of winter! If that doesn’t show true American GRIT I don't know what does.
Give me your thoughts on this as I am dying to know!
Dr. FJR
By: Dr. Freshy J Rigdon
Some of you may be aware of this as I previously mentioned it briefly. I know have further details and comments on it. Please feel free to gain knowledge on this and give me your thoughts!
"Obama is at it again wasting our tax dollars!" Complained Senator Shanklemeyer of Delaware. Of course this was the first of many rants that poured down in the senate meeting as President Obama laid out his happiness-stimulus plan. The right wing officials were going absolutely insane, it was pandemonium, chairs being thrown around, marbles being thrown at the President and yes some of them went so crazy they were using bananas as phones, not to sound cheesy but things had definitely gone bananas.
What caused the outburst and insanity you may ask? Well my friend let me lay this out for you as best as I can.
As if cash for clunkers getting extended and healthcare for all of those needy people wasn't enough he is now having 'free ice cream Sundays' starting this winter!
As the details unfurled about this new plan I just could not believe it. Beginning in November each Saturday all mail boxes and PO boxes to registered citizens will begin receiving a coupon for free ice-cream to be used on the following Sunday. An amendment to this bill was shortly passed afterwards allowing access for illegal immigrants to our American ice-cream! First it was our jobs, then our women and now our dairy products! As if milking the cow for under minimum wage wasn’t enough... they have gotten greedy and want the creamy fruits of their labor! I have to stop I am getting sidetracked. Back to my point, healthcare is going to cost this nation billions and they haven’t even paid all the car dealerships their cash for clunkers money. How on earth do we expect to pay for this free ice-cream?
One Republic Congressman, who wishes to remain anonymous, put it best when he said "Take our land, take our women but for the love of God leave our dairy products alone!" Leave our dairy products alone indeed Mr. Congressman.
Surely I am not alone in this; other people have to be fed up as well. I for one have had enough of these free rides our Government is handing out! If you can't afford ice cream... you shouldn't have it! There is a reason hundreds of thousands of people die because of no healthcare... simply put my friends they don't deserve care! If they deserved healthcare they would already be paying for it in their jobs benefit packages. The same goes for ice-cream, if you’re struggling to provide groceries for your family you sure as heck do not need to be worrying about fudge swirls! I know right now I will be footing the bill for the healthcare... so be it, we are past the point of return; but I'll be damned if I fill their bowls with sweet creamy goodness!
I hope that those of you who read this become enraged just as I have! In fact I am tossing around the idea of having the world's largest ice-cream social in front of the White House in the middle of December! That's right America lets show our President we mean business by eating gallons of ice-cream outside in the middle of winter! If that doesn’t show true American GRIT I don't know what does.
Give me your thoughts on this as I am dying to know!
Dr. FJR
Source: My Brain - The most reliable source I have & Best ice-cream art designer ever! Just sayin'
PS... Don’t copy this or I will find you these are my intellectual properties, you don't want to have a lawsuit do you?
PS... Don’t copy this or I will find you these are my intellectual properties, you don't want to have a lawsuit do you?
